tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45561670681975463792011-10-13T20:46:14.967-07:00Querus Abuttuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00072870530653057042noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556167068197546379.post-65061991277216587812011-03-26T21:32:00.001-07:002011-03-26T21:32:54.418-07:00I crept behind <br />the chair,<br />ready to <br />surprise her <br />with <br />morning eggs<br />(over easy)<br />and coffee <br />sweetened <br />with <br />vanilla cream.<br /><br />My eyes found <br />the screen.<br /><br />Delicate fingers,<br />which<br />caressed me <br />thousands of times.<br />had typed <br />“Goodbye.”<br /><br />My anger <br />ignited<br />until <br />the stench <br />of burning blood <br />soaked me<br />cold.<br /><br />Sublime.<br /><br /><br />Querus Abuttu<br />© 2011<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4556167068197546379-6506199127721658781?l=naturaabhorretavacua.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Querus Abuttuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00072870530653057042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556167068197546379.post-9060148854830297432009-08-02T10:30:00.000-07:002011-10-13T20:46:15.002-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4556167068197546379-906014885483029743?l=naturaabhorretavacua.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Querus Abuttuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00072870530653057042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556167068197546379.post-24177121661118003682008-01-21T11:24:00.000-08:002008-11-10T15:37:04.450-08:00<span style="font-family:georgia;">You know that feeling you get</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">when you purchase a new pair of sweats?</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">They’re fresh and they’re clean…</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">You know what I mean…</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">the fluff inside soft as a pet?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I got a new pair just today,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">And wore them the old fashioned way,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Without a care,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I eschewed underwear, and</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sported the sweatpants all day.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">The urge later came to drop trou,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(I've caught some of you smiling by now,)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I got ready to sit,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">And man, holy spit,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">The pants had fused right to my…owwww.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">The hairs there were matted so tight,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">My anus struggled to fight,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I took a deep breath,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">prepared for my death,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">and yanked down with all of my might.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I’ve decided its definite sin </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">to rip butt hair from one’s very skin</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">The anus might fight</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">When you pull with your might</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">But the sweats , in the end, always win.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: book antiqua;"><span style="font-family: book antiqua;">Copyright © 2008 Querus Abuttu</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4556167068197546379-2417712166111800368?l=naturaabhorretavacua.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Querus Abuttuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00072870530653057042noreply@blogger.com1